June 25, 2022: Stacie McNabb hid in a dumpster as the Texas Elite Rape Division scoured the nearby bushes. The 12-year-old girl had to cover at least three miles of swampy darkness to reach the safe house. Stacie, 4 months pregnant by her father, was a runaway "incubator." If she could make it to the rendezvous point by midnight, she and a dozen other girls would be aboard a disguised fuel tanker destined for the free state of New Mexico.
Welcome to the Female Underground Railroad. The loosely organized network of secret routes and safe houses established across the R.S.A. (Rape States of America) has helped thousands of women and girls to reclaim their dignity and freedom.
But safety is far from guaranteed. The Texas Elite Rape Division (T.E.R.D.) recently infiltrated and neutralized several locations, capturing numerous young girls and sending them to breeding plantations throughout the state. But women are rising up. “The Female Underground Railroad is resilient and will continue to grow,” said a masked rebel. “We adapt and change locations on a regular basis, making sure we don't step into any TERD nests.”
But TERD sees it differently. “We can’t let these incubators run off and butcher their unborn miracles,” said TERD commander Stool Sampleman. “Weekend hangings will set a Godly example. Anyone caught aiding and abetting runaway incubators will face the firing squad. What else are football stadiums for?”
The journey is long and dangerous. Runaways often have to cross through several rape states (like Talabama and Miscarraigesippi) before reaching the Free World. Little 12-year-old Stacie McNabb was lucky. She traveled under cover of darkness, evading numerous checkpoints, and made it to freedom. But her daddy-husband wasn't so pleased. "My baby's a baby killer," he drawled. "At least I've got six more pregnant daughter-wives."
“It’s 1830 all over again,” said Female Underground Railroad Founder Kim Ainsworth, “Maybe I'll get my face on the $20 bill in a couple of centuries.”
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