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Anti News #75: Blubberocracy: America's Holiday Weight Gain- New Energy Source?

Anti News #74: Special BLACK FRIDAY Edition

Anti News #73: America is suffering from 'Mass Shooting Fatigue'

Anti News #72: MAN MARRIES ARTICHOKE

Anti News #71: Frack-Porn: the G.O.P.'s Latest Vice

Anti News #70: Abortion Banned up to 45 Years of Age

Anti News #69: Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder: the new P.T.S.D.

Anti News #68: Last Moderate Republican Dies in Captivity

Anti News #67: Adver-Branding - The Latest 'Red Hot' Marketing Strategy

Anti News #66: Special Government Shut Down Issue!

Anti News #65: Ronald Reagan Brought Back to Life - Loses G.O.P Primary

Anti News #64: Non Recyclable Products - The New Black!

Anti News #63: GOD OUSTED IN RECALL VOTE!

Anti News #62: Devil Sells His Soul

Anti News #61: United States Un-Friends Syria on Facebook

Anti News #60: TEXAS SECEDES FROM THE UNION - Again

Anti News #59: Deposed Egyptian Leaders Become Cell Mates

Anti News #58: Sequels Outlawed - Hollywood Goes Bankrupt

Anti News #57: National Wilderness Acre Set to Open Next Friday

Anti News #56: Earth's Core Hollowed Out for Giant Facebook Server

Anti News #55: 'Shoot Anything That Moves' Becomes Law

Anti News #54: TOOTH FAIRY ARRESTED!

Anti News #53: Jesus Choked to Death on a Piece of Toast, Research Finds

Anti News #52: Murderer Flees to Texas, Gets Asylum

Anti News #51: Assassinate Yourself! - Boost Your Approval Ratings

Anti News #50: Five Star Free Range Chicken Ranch Opens

Anti News #49: 350 Pound Man, His Couch and His TV Reach Summit of Everest

Anti News #48: FETUS PREGNANT!

Anti News #47: Douchebag Gets a Galaxy Cluster Named After Him

Anti News #46: One Block Lego Set - A Big Hit With Lazy People

Anti News #45: Colostomy Bag City, Deluxe Retirement Community, Fails

Anti News #44: With Jails Full, 'Adopt a Convict' Program Really Takes Off

Anti News #43: Suicide Bomber Gets Mugged in Paradise

Anti News #42: CONE OF STUPIDITY MOVES UP EASTERN SEABOARD

Anti News #41: Office Diaper: The Latest in Corporate Efficiency

Anti News #40: North Korean Propaganda Minister Becomes Angry Soccer Dad

Anti News #39: God Resigns, Plans to Open Snorkel Shop in Hawaii

Anti News #38: Texting during Neurosurgery: Should it be Banned?

Anti News #37: Weather News: Patches of Drizzle Get Official Names

Anti News #36: Gas Prices Rising Again for Some Bullshit Reason

Anti News #35: MAKE AMERICA GREAT BRITAIN AGAIN

Anti News #34: Corporation Slips and Falls, Sues City

Anti News #33: Starbucks Supertanker SINKS!

Anti News #32: HEAVEN IS BROKE

Anti News #31: Sperm Convicted of Murder

Anti News #30: Apple iSuck 1.0 Hits Stores Next Month

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