Does the real world piss you off? Does responsible, objective thinking bore you and make your brain hurt? Never fear. Now you can filter out whatever displeases you, and bend reality to your emotional needs with “ECHO CHAMBER®”

ECHO CHAMBER® is a hermetically sealed bubble-helmet, equipped with powerful mini-speakers that feed your opinions back to yourself. The faceplate is a mirror, so you never have to see the outside world. If properly worn, ECHO CHAMBER ® will make you a scholar and a genius in your own self-contained universe.

“I love my ECHO CHAMBER®,” hollered angry patriot Tyler Fink. “As soon as I put it on; annoying stuff like climate change, pandemics and poor people suddenly vanish!”

“I was bombarded by the truth,” echoed Stacy Gobstock, "until I got my ECHO CHAMBER®. Now I see the light! Cancer cures rabies, and chemtrails kill babies.”

ECHO CHAMBER® allows you to regurgitate debunked conspiracy theories, and convert fiction into reality. But don’t worry! Inside your ECHO CHAMBER®, you are always right. And everyone else is wrong.

And for the seasoned windbag – there’s now ECHO CHAMBER BROWN®, where you can recycle your used opinions. The eco-friendly upgrade includes a flexy-hose that inserts into your butt and pipes right into your face-helmet. Side effects include death by overconfidence. We recommend flushing out your ECHO CHAMBER every 30 days.