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BREAKING ANTI-NEWS:
LIFE VS. LIFESTYLE:

WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT?

 

 
 


LIFE: The ability to breathe, see, hear, touch, dream, and love. The essence of consciousness and awareness.

LIFESTYLE: Life’s non-essential, spoiled cousin.

Today, Anti- News will explore the great American divide between Life and Lifestyle.

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LIFE: Truck.     
LIFESTYLE: F-650 Super-Duty with chrome hubcaps, performance tires, double exhaust chimneys and full body leather dust cover.

LIFE: Sandwich
LIFESTYLE: Imported flamingo and goose burger with lion cheese and shark caviar.

LIFE: Family
LIFESTYLE: Octuplets, with a McMansion for each of them.

LIFE: Friends
LIFESTYLE: Instagram social empire.

LIFE: Car
LIFESTYLE: Dodge Charger with legless backseats, and opalescent paint job.

LIFE: TV
LIFESTYLE: 200-inch 8K flat screen with double-mega surround sound.

LIFE: Coffee
LIFESTYLE: Triple-Nitro-Maximum Cold Brew Caramel Fuckaccino with whale milk.

LIFE: Cat
LIFESTYLE: Tiger

LIFE: Boat
LIFESTYLE: Yacht

LIFE: Income
LIFESTYLE: Multi national global resource extraction conglomerate.

So which is it? Life? Or lifestyle? And after you kick the bucket, is it death?
Or deathstyle?

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