Howard Spleck just finished bingeing the entire 4th season of the Sopranos. Again. All 13 episodes in one night. And while he TV-binged, he also pizza-binged, booze-binged, coffee-binged, game-binged, chicken wing-binged, weed-binged and cookie-dough binged.

"I binge between binges, and then I binge some more," belched Howard, as he rolled over and slipped into a grease coma. Bingeing is a celebrated American pastime.  But in today's fast-track, hyper-consumptive culture, you can't merely binge. You've got to binge-binge.

“People multi-task all the time these days,” explained binge expert Tummy Smalldon, “So why can't they multi-binge?”

"To binge or not to binge," Letitia Popples asked herself as she stepped up to the all-you-can-eat lobster-trough. "I'm already gummi-bear-bingeing. So I guess I'll binge-binge lobster stew with gummi bears!"

Binge-bingeing is now the hottest new anti-sport for people who just can’t binge enough. "I sausage-binged for three weeks while main-lining Red Bull," bragged badass binge-binger Bruce Bubblehill. Bruce advanced to the Binge-binge-a-palooza finals when he out-binged his rival by power-bingeing 25 peanut butter brickle burritos while violence-bingeing Youtube accident-porn.

And for the bored binge-binger out there? Get ready for speed bingeing! "I watched all 8 seasons of Game of Thrones in 6 hours," said champion speed-binger Stacy Gobblestock. Stacy snorted 20 lines of wasabi-infused cocaine, then speed-binged the entire show on fast-forward. "Woooo!" shouted Stacy during a binge-binge-break. "After I speed-binge my way to the top, I'm going to sleep-binge for a couple of years!"