Do you still go to a “store” to buy things off of shelves? You got no algorithm.

Do you still send “letters” to people and put them in a “mailbox”? You got no algorithm.

Do you watch movies on “television”? Get with it. You ain’t got no algorithm.

Do you drive a car from the 1980’s or before? Face it, you got no algorithm.

Do you lack an internet modem? Yup. No algorithm.

Do you read “magazines” or “books”? A telling sign that you have no algorithm.

Do you have no GPS devices? Woops. Looks like you got no algorithm.

Do you use cash? Ouch! You got absolutely no algorithm.

Do you have nothing in your life that starts with the word “smart”? No algorithm at all!

Do you play card games and board games instead of video games? Nope. No algorithm.

Do you still use a landline telephone? Come on. You got no algorithm

Do you talk to people “in person”? You got as much algorithm as a doorstop.

So get with it. Do The Algorithm. It’s the hot new beat. Everyone’s throbbing to it. Just reveal your opinions. Your desires. Your fantasies. Your fetishes. Your secrets. Your mother’s maiden name, first concert, favorite pizza topping, favorite movie quote, and most recent nightmare.

Wiggle that digital butt of yours and you too can be an algorithm champion!