The Anti News and Covid-19 would like wish you a very Happy 2nd Anniversary!

Want a coffee? That’ll be $11.75. Because Covid.

Want a haircut? $70. Because Covid.

We raised the price of a slice of cheese to $4.95. Because Covid.

Gas is $5.95 a gallon and climbing. Because CovidPutinExxonMobilChevron

Bunch of billionaires making off like bandits. Because Covid.

That package you ordered? We lost it in the mail. Because Covid.

The 99¢ Store is now the $9.99 Store. Because Covid.

Toilet exploded? Need a plumber? Get on the waiting list. Because Covid.

Favorite breakfast cereal discontinued? Awwwww. Because Covid.

Electric Bill skyrocketing? Because Covid.

Income falling? Because Covid.

Waistline Expanding? Because Covid.

Laundry piling up? Because Covid.

Teeth Unflossed? Because Covid.

Toenails Unclipped? Because Covid.

Boogers Unpicked? Because Covid.

Butt unwiped? Come on. That’s so 2020. Get a life.