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In celebration of our greatly outsized footprint upon this small blue planet,
The Anti News presents the official 2022 list of nicknames for the human male and female genitalia:
MALE:
Baby Gun
Population Pistol
Gonad Grenade
Weapon of Mass Multiplication
Toddler Torpedo
Screecher Spreader
Planet Punisher
Sky Strangler
Ice Cap Melter
Terror Tube
Forest Flattener
Doomsday Sausage
Meat Cannon
FEMALE:
Monster Oven
Fetus Factory
Extinction Engine
Breed Box
Diaper Dungeon
Virus Vent
Junk Drawer
Litter Locker
Maggot Mitt
Glacier Killer
Polar Heater
Progeny Pocket
Please reproduce slowly and thoughtfully, if at all. Keep your Terror Tube out of the Junk Drawer, for the sake of all life.
Sincerely,
Earth
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