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BREAKING ANTI NEWS:
OFFICIAL 2022 LIST OF MALE & FEMALE GENITALIA



 


 

 
 



In celebration of our greatly outsized footprint upon this small blue planet,
The Anti News presents the official 2022 list of nicknames for the human male and female genitalia:

MALE:

Baby Gun
Population Pistol
Gonad Grenade
Weapon of Mass Multiplication
Toddler Torpedo
Screecher Spreader
Planet Punisher
Sky Strangler
Ice Cap Melter
Terror Tube
Forest Flattener
Doomsday Sausage
Meat Cannon

FEMALE:

Monster Oven
Fertility Furnace
Fetus Factory
Extinction Engine
Breed Box
Diaper Dungeon
Virus Vent
Junk Drawer
Litter Locker
Maggot Mitt
Glacier Killer
Polar Heater
Progeny Pocket

Please reproduce slowly and thoughtfully, if at all. Keep your Terror Tube out of the Junk Drawer, for the sake of all life.

Sincerely,

Earth

  Anti News ¬©2022 Chris Hume¬†