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REPUBLICANS HAVE BUILT A SPARE EARTH FOR THEMSELVES


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THE ANTI-NEWS GALLERY (2012):

Anti News #29: Saturn's Rings Made of Garbage, Astronomer Finds

Anti News #28: Man Buys the Letter "R", Copyrights It

Anti News #27: A Samurai Swordsman in Every School - For Our Safety\

Anti News #25: McDonalds Unveils New 'McGulp of Air'

Anti News #24: Apathy Party Fails to Gain Momentun

Anti News #23: HOMO TEXTUS - Man's Next Evolutionary Mutation

Anti News #22: Zebra Fries (and other genetically modified foods) Are All the Rage!

Anti News #21: San Francisco Soon to be a Los Angeles Suburb

Anti News #20: Life Begins When a Guy Checks Out a Girl's Butt

Anti News #19: NRA Spokesman Shot in the Face, Congratulates Shooter

Anti News #18: Vast Petroleum Reserve Discovered Beneath Yellowstone Park

Anti News #17: Reversal of a Law Negating the Illegalization of Abortion Not Struck Down

Anti News #16: Death Blossom IV - the First Video Game that Requires No Food or Sleep

Anti News #15: New 'Heathen-Seeking' Missile Unveiled

Anti News #14: Billionaire Wins Mega-Lottery

Anti News #13: Voters Required to Qualify By Taking Rigorous "Patriot Tests"

Anti News #12: Swing-Dude Switches Vote for the Seventh Time

Anti News #11: Obama Blamed for Saving the Economy

Anti News #10: FERTILIZED EGG ELECTED TO CONGRESS!

Anti News #9: The 'Freedom Shredder': a New Milestone in Office Supply Firepower!

Anti News #8: Record Breaking Drought & Heatwave: an Elaborate Liberal Hoax!

Anti News #7: FIREARMS VENDING MACHINES - a 'Bullseye' with the Public!

Anti News #6: Republicans Have Built a Spare Earth for Themselves

Anti News #5: Vast Gay Conspiracy Brings America to its Knees

Anti News #4: Starbucks Cofee Catheter Approved

Anti News #3: National Chain 'Forever 21' Opens Alternative Store: 'Forever 53'

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