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SANTA'S WORKSHOP COLLAPSES INTO THE ARCTIC OCEAN

 

 

 

 

 


 

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THE ANTI-NEWS GALLERY

Anti News Show #5: AMERICA'S HOLIDAY WEIGHT GAIN: a new energy source?

Anti News #120: THE AFTERLIFE IS CLOSED FOR REMODELING

Anti News Show #4: WELCOME TO BLACK FRIDAY BOOT CAMP!

Anti News #119: GRAVITY IS A HOAX

Anti News Show #3: STARBUCKS SUPERTANKER SINKS!

Anti News Show #2: Ultra Extreme Voter Restrictions Implemented Across USA

Anti News Show #1: Cone of Stupidity Comes Ashore, America Dumbed Down

Anti News #118: Vast Gay Conspiracy Brings America to its Knees

Anti News #117: GOP Creates Impossible Rules for Abortion as Tribute to their God

Anti News #116: Hollywood Studio Boss Builds Mega-Mansion out of Screenplays

Anti News #115: Rome 2.0 Will Out-Do Dubai as World's Most Hyper-Decadent City

Anti News #114: New Airline Stacks Passengers Like Firewood

Anti News #113: GOP's Messge to America: Don't Vote, Stay Home, Stuff Your Face

Anti News #112: Al Qaeda Losing its Bad-Ass Edge to ISIS, Desperate for Money

Anti News #111: New iPhone Programmed to Impregnate its Hosts, Enslave Humanity

Anti News #110: Say Goodbye to Depression! Symptoms May Include...

Anti News #109: Pretzel Bomber Arrested: No Pretzels Allowed On Planes, Ever Again

Anti News #108: AIR GETS PRIVATIZED!

Anti News #107: The Cloud Vanishes, Society Cast Back into the Stone Age

Anti News #106: Space Aliens Really Disappointed in Us, Postpone Visit 10,000 Years

Anti News #105: Osama bin Laden Brought Back to Life (to boost GOP's ratings)

Anti News #104: Creationists Revise History: Earth is Over 60 Years Old

Anti News #103: America Celebratges 238th 'Screw England' Day

Anti News #102: Religious Freedom Beats the Holy Crap out of Your Freedom

Anti News #101: 2nd Amendment Shoots 1st Amendment in the Face

Anti News #100: SPLATTERAMA - the Ultimate Blood and Guts Movie Experience!

Anti News #99: Michelle Obama Declares War on Dessert

Anti News #98: English Language Reduced to 140 Words

Anti News #97: Giant Cruise Ship Makes it Home With No Food Poisoning Outbreak!

Anti News #96: GEORGIA ALLOWS CITIZENS TO CARRY GUILLOTINES AROUND

Anti News #95: MATH IS JUST A THEORY, According to Magical Thinkers

Anti News #94: BOTCHED EXECUTIONS: Not Suitable for Television

Anti News #93: HISTORICAL MEGA-MERGER MERGES EVERYTHING

Anti News #92: AMERICAN DUMBASS: The Game Show That Rewards Ignorance

Anti News #91: Earth's Atmosphere Boils Away - Unemployment Way Up

Anti News #90: Texas Charity Raises Funds to Protect Children by Hunting a Child

Anti News #89: Dark Money Makes Up 96% of the Universe

Anti News #88: Mankind Trashes Earth, Loses Security Deposit

Anti News #87: Corporation Destroys Ecosystem, Justifies it as 'Performance Art'

Anti News #86: Man Gets 4 Consecutive Life Sentences, Must Serve Them All

Anti News #85: MAN GETS GERRYMANDERED IN HALF

Anti News #84: Out-Of-Work Actor Fails to Get Into Oscar 'Death Montage'

Anti News #83: HELL'S CREATIVE DIRECTOR QUITS

Anti News #82: Last Surveillance-Free Toilet on Earth Closes

Anti News #81: Due to Overpopulation, Your 15 Minutes of Fame is Cut Down to 3

Anti News #80: 2014 Sochi Olympics Allows Competitive Suicide Bombing

Anti News #79: U.S. Deploys Justin Bieber as "Ultimate Weapon" in War on Terror

Anti News #78: Former Gov. Chris Christie Hired as Birthday Party Clown

Anti News #77: Dennis Rodman Executed by North Korea

Anti News #76: Coca Cola Buys the Rights to Water

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