Chris Hume's weekly Rage Page.
Making you gasp with horror and laughter
for more than a 20th of a century!


(SCROLL DOWN to see the
ANTI NEWS GALLERY below!)


MORE REAL THAN REALITY:

 

GOD STOPS BELIEVING
IN HIMSELF

 


 

 

 

click to read


THE ANTI-NEWS GALLERY (scroll down)

Anti News #240: 2018 Oscar Awards Canceled Due to Epidemic of Shame

Anti News #239: Make Your Own Blockbuster Movies With Hot New APP

Anti News #238: America Observes Permanent Moment of Silence

Anti News #237: PUMPKINPALOOZA 2017

Anti News #236: The Weather Channel Renames Itself "The Calamity Channel"

Anti News #235: GOP Thinking About Preparing to Consider Banning Deadly Weapons

Anti News #234: New Travel Ban To Include Countries Full of White People

Anti News #233: U.S. Flag Officially Declared a Person

Anti News #232: Fossil of Fossil Fuel User Discovered 20 Million Years From Now

Anti News #231: Connecticut Becomes Unit of Measurement for Huge Disasaters

Anti News #230: Earth's Plants Go On Strike

Anti News #229: Psycho-Killers Protest Removal of Charles Manson Statue

Anti News #228: Trump Takes Credit for Moon Landing

Anti News #227: The CHEVY BLOCK: America's New Gas Hog

Anti News #226: Trump Erases Obama From History

Anti News #225: Human Race Locks Itself Inside Hot Car

Anti News #224: Democrats Find Their Balls Behind The Couch

Anti News #223: Republicans Forgot To Flush (again)

Anti News #222: "AMERICA" CANCELLED

Anti News #221: Girl Spills Grape Juice on Dress, ISIS Takes Credit

Anti News #220: Man Uses All 100% Of His Brain by Filling It With Useless Crap

Anti News #219: Human Reproduction Too Easy: Mother Nature Changes the Rules

Anti News #218: God Stops Believing in Himself

Anti News #217: Boycotters Boycott Boycotting

Anti News #216: Trump Promises to Bring Back Extinct Jobs

Anti News #215: U.S. Launches 59 Phallic Symbols Into Syria

Anti News #214: Ye Olde LOBBY LOBBY: A Place for Fine Dining and Corruption

Anti News #213: OSCARIZE! The Spray-On Turns Lame Crap Into a Masterpiece

Anti News #212: Donald Trump Sues Everything

Anti News #211: Tom Brady's Jersey Escapes from Tom Brady

Anti News #210: THE SUPER BOWL PISS-JUG

Anti News #209: GOP Reveals its New Health Plan: and it's Great.

Anti News #208: Russia Finally Wins the Cold War

Anti News #207: Canada Builds Wall to Keep Out American Rapists and Drug Dealers

Anti News #206: Alternate Reality Remote Control Stolen! World in Danger!

 

CLICK HERE FOR ANTI-NEWS 2016

CLICK HERE FOR ANTI-NEWS 2015

CLICK HERE FOR ANTI-NEWS 2014

CLICK HERE FOR ANTI-NEWS 2013

CLICK HERE FOR ANTI-NEWS 2012

 

 

 

 

"Deliciously sharp, biting"
- Sandee Beyerle, Funny Times

 

"Hilarious!"
- Barba Seville

 

"Chris you are sick.
In a very good way."
-Bob San Socie

 

"Every one is funnier than before"
- Muriel Schnierow

 

"This is some funny shit, man!"
-Tim Stockman

 

"Chris takes the miserable, oligarchic governmental shenanigans we're faced with and sharpens the reader's perspective with sharp satire and great humor."
-Tanya Wagner

 

"Gotta share Chris Hume's news bulletin - he's the sole reason I can keep so up to date on what's going on in the world!"
- Julie Jo Koehler