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MORE REAL THAN REALITY:

 

AMERICA'S ATTENTION SPAN DROPS TO LESS THAN 10 SECONDS

 


 

 

 

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THE ANTI-NEWS GALLERY (scroll down)

Anti News #264: President Delivers Rally Speech Naked, No One Notices

Anti News #263: Boost Your Profits! Charge Your Slaves For Their Labor

Anti News #262: Second Grader Forgets to Capitalize God's Name

Anti News #261: The Denial-Chain: How the MAGA Mind Works

Anti News #260: Rapist-Arsonist-Cannibal Appointed to the Supreme Court

Anti News #259: HOLD-HOLD: Now You Have to Wait, Just To Be On Hold

Anti News #258: Ohio Shoots Itself In The Head

Anti News #257: Washington, Jefferson and Lincoln Resurrect, Open Up Can of Whoop-Ass

Anti News #256: Seat Belts Are Fake News

Anti News #255: FLAVORED BREAST MILK HAS ARRIVED!

Anti News #254: AMERICA IS FINALLY GREAT AGAIN

Anti News #253: And Today's World's Tallest Building Is.....

Anti News #252: President Orders Followers to Wear Their Underpants on the Outside

Anti News #251: Racists Are Finally Coming Out of the Closet

Anti News #250: America is Bipolar

Anti News #249: PRESIDENT KIDNAPS HIMSELF!

Anti News #248: POVERTY ELIMINATED!

Anti News #247: Resignation Leads Outrage by 20 Points in National Poll

Anti News #246: Introducing the Fee-Fee, the Fee for your Fees

Anti News #245: America's Attention Span Drops to Less Than 10 Seconds

Anti News #244: Alabama Becomes Sancuary State for Sex Offenders

 

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