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OSAMA BIN LADEN BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE
(TO BOOST GOP'S SAGGING POLLS)

 

 

 

 

 

 


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THE ANTI-NEWS GALLERY

Anti News #104: Creationists Revise History: Earth is Over 60 Years Old

Anti News #103: America Celebratges 238th 'Screw England' Day

Anti News #102: Religious Freedom Beats the Holy Crap out of Your Freedom

Anti News #101: 2nd Amendment Shoots 1st Amendment in the Face

Anti News #100: SPLATTERAMA - the Ultimate Blood and Guts Movie Experience!

Anti News #99: Michelle Obama Declares War on Dessert

Anti News #98: English Language Reduced to 140 Words

Anti News #97: Giant Cruise Ship Makes it Home With No Food Poisoning Outbreak!

Anti News #96: GEORGIA ALLOWS CITIZENS TO CARRY GUILLOTINES AROUND

Anti News #95: MATH IS JUST A THEORY, According to Magical Thinkers

Anti News #94: BOTCHED EXECUTIONS: Not Suitable for Television

Anti News #93: HISTORICAL MEGA-MERGER MERGES EVERYTHING

Anti News #92: AMERICAN DUMBASS: The Game Show That Rewards Ignorance

Anti News #91: Earth's Atmosphere Boils Away - Unemployment Way Up

Anti News #90: Texas Charity Raises Funds to Protect Children by Hunting a Child

Anti News #89: Dark Money Makes Up 96% of the Universe

Anti News #88: Mankind Trashes Earth, Loses Security Deposit

Anti News #87: Corporation Destroys Ecosystem, Justifies it as 'Performance Art'

Anti News #86: Man Gets 4 Consecutive Life Sentences, Must Serve Them All

Anti News #85: MAN GETS GERRYMANDERED IN HALF

Anti News #84: Out-Of-Work Actor Fails to Get Into Oscar 'Death Montage'

Anti News #83: HELL'S CREATIVE DIRECTOR QUITS

Anti News #82: Last Surveillance-Free Toilet on Earth Closes

Anti News #81: Due to Overpopulation, Your 15 Minutes of Fame is Cut Down to 3

Anti News #80: 2014 Sochi Olympics Allows Competitive Suicide Bombing

Anti News #79: U.S. Deploys Justin Bieber as "Ultimate Weapon" in War on Terror

Anti News #78: Former Gov. Chris Christie Hired as Birthday Party Clown

Anti News #77: Dennis Rodman Executed by North Korea

Anti News #76: Coca Cola Buys the Rights to Water

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