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THE ANTI-NEWS GALLERY 2015

Anti News #151: Hillary Puts the Toilet Paper on the Wrong Way!

Anti News #150: Facebook Introduces the HATE Button

Anti News #149: ONE MILLIONTH G.O.P. CANDIDATE ENTERS 2016 RACE

Anti News #148: ANGRY BIGOT JESUS vs SOCIAL JUSTICE JESUS!

Anti News #147: EARTH RUNS OUT OF SERVER SPACE!

Anti News #146: Dead Puppy Flag Must Come Down from State Capitol

Anti News #145: Cardboard Coffee Cup Ring Inventor Buys Earth

Anti News #144: New York City Moves Itself to Denver to Avoid Rising Oceans

Anti News #143: Unarmed Black Man Not Shot Today

Anti News #142: GOD'S IDENTITY STOLEN

Anti News #141: ISIS Sued by 1970's TV Superheroine Isis

Anti News #140: Hollywood Produces Film With $1 Trillion Budget

Anti News #139: New "Freedom Fence" Installed Along Nation's Borders

Anti News #138: America Pledges to Use One Less Light Bulb by 2020

Anti News #137: THE POWER OF DUMB - A Newly Discovered Force in the Universe

Anti News #136: 50 KILLED IN BAGHDAD BLAST - American Loses Lipstick

Anti News #135: Earth is Flat and Infinite, According to Well Paid Experts

Anti News #134: The Word "Awesome" Officially Stricken from English Language

Anti News #133: ExxonMobil Sends Drilling Teams to Distant Past - for More Oil

Anti News #132: Exact Center of Universe Discovered (and She Drives a White Hummer)

Anti News #131: U.S. BOMBS ISIS WITH LIQUID REMORSE

Anti News #130: GPS Lady Sued for Verbally Abusing Stupid Driver

Anti News #129: Americans Bored with Prosperity, Nostalgic for Terror

Anti News #128: Teenager Causes Irreversible Climate Change by tossing can into street

Anti News #127: Unborn Child Sues Its Own Mother for Drinking a Margarita

Anti Newscast #126: REPUBLICANS HAVE BUILT A SPARE EARTH FOR THEMSELVES

Anti News #125: Man Walks from L.A. to Tokyo on an Ocean of Plastic Bags

Anti News #124: MINISTRY OF MEDOCRITY BANISHES SATIRE

Anti News #123: KANSAS BECOMES A HOOKER to get its budget out of the Red

 

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