2019 GALLERY

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ANTI NEWS GALLERY below!)


MORE REAL THAN REALITY:

 

TWITTER DELETES ITSELF!

 


 

 

 

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Anti News #307: Official 2019 List of Words & Phrases Slated for Demolition

Anti News #306: Great Cosmic Pendulum Gets Stuck in the Muck

Anti News #305: New Neck Brace Cures Whiplash!

Anti News #304: Silent "P" Pisses Off The Rest Of The Alphabet

Anti News #303: President Fakes Autism

Anti News #302: SMALLPOX CURES CANCER (and other absolute truths)

Anti News #301: Republicans Have Their Victim Card Revoked

Anti News #300: Binge-Bingeing: When You Just Can't Binge Enough

Anti News #299: TRUMP PLAGIARIZES NIXON

Anti News #298: Artificial Intelligence VS Artificial Stupidity

Anti News #297: Evil Corporation Puts Leaf Onto Its Logo. Now Everything's Better.

Anti News #296: President Re-Inaugurates Himself

Anti News #295: SUPER-RICH RUN OUT OF STUFF TO STEAL

Anti News #294: Man Prays for Green Light. God Answers.

Anti News #293: Please take this hassle-free Anti News survey.

Anti News #292: GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, BULLETS KILL PEOPLE

Anti News #291: U.S Raises Domesric Terror-Threat Level to "RED"

Anti News #290: EVERYONE'S A SUPERHERO (Except for Timmy)

Anti News #289: DON'T JUST CREMATE YOUR LOVED ONE (Compress them into a souvenir!)

Anti News #288: CALLING A RACIST A RACIST IS RACIST (According to Racists)

Anti News #287: NEW EVIDENCE CONFIRMS PRESIDENT'S CRIMES

Anti News #286: Man Dies At Wheel Of Driverless Car

Anti News #285: WELCOME TO THE FEMALE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD

Anti News #284: HOLLYWOOD RUNS OUT OF RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS

Anti News #283: IRAN DEMOLISHED TO MAKE WAY FOR A NEW WALMART

Anti News #282: PROGRESSIVES RE-ELECT TRUMP (by not voting)

Anti News #281: SAVING THE EARTH TOO EXPENSIVE (declare the world's billionaires)

Anti News #280: CELL PHONE TOO BIG? (Watch movies on new Toenail Player®)

Anti News #279: SPEED BREEDING (Be the fastest breeder on YOUR block)

Anti News #278: GIANT AIR CONDITIONER (and other solutions for global warming)

Anti News #277: LAW IS NOW ILLEGAL (by Presidential decree)

Anti News #276: NEW VACCINE VACCINATES AGAINST VACCINES

Anti News #275: Meet the World's Best Road Kill Sommelier

Anti News #274: U.S. Government Overthrows Itself

Anti News #273: SMART PEOPLE ELECTED (Because America's Now a Scorched Wasteland)

Anti News #272: Man Turns Himself Into Church To Avoid Paying Taxes

Anti News #271: TWITTER DELETES ITSELF

Anti News #270: Patient Refuses to Have Appendix Removed Because "It's a Person"

Anti News #269: New Poll Indicates Polls Aren't Polling So Well

Anti News #268: Christianity Recalls 30 Million Defective Christians

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